Thank goodness, I always knew I hated that guy’s face and now I have (more) justification!

It’s disappointing given that this was written by the already-famous author of such books as Damnation, Johnny Reb, and True Murder Stories.

The trivia is all well and good, but will the advice here have me flinging woo like nobody’s business?

True, but it has a surprisingly sweet conclusion:

Haven’t seen The Spirit, but I doubt it’s worse than Elektra

The Hustle better have either Hathaway or Wilson portraying Ruprecht.

You complain, but then the header image is Pam in a barely-there coconut bikini top.

The very concept of “You get to be the raptor and hunt Alan Grant, and you can eat compys to regain health” made the Genesis game one of the coolest on the system in my 8 year old mind, no matter how mediocre/outright bad it may have been.

Depends on how long your phone stays charged. Wocka wocka

Have you ever read/heard the theory that it’s not all water but holy water and the aliens are actually demons? It’s an interesting take and has some evidence in the movie (even if it’s ultimately not what was going on).

What if I’m at a BBBQ?

Nah, the first one is right.

Honestly, I can’t say. Californians can be very wishy-washy (Exhibit A: my hometown isn’t “Los An-he-les”) when it comes to proper Spanish pronunciation, so I don’t know how the locals treat it.

This movie is nowhere near as enjoyable as the same-named Nicole Eggert flick.

That sounds like the kind of observation one would make if they were almost killed by Pete Rose in the 1970 MLB All Star Game.

What’s it called when you use gold paint as a natural updraft to ride a neutered horse?

Re: Judge Dredd, the inclusion of The Angel Gang and what I presume is meant to be Hammerstein from the ABC Warriors was welcome, though I imagine they only made it in because they looked cool.

S1E8 - The Punishment Light - Nancy confronts (and has sex with) a rival dealer
S1E10 - The Godmother - Nancy’s family and Lupita find out about her drug dealing
S2E3 - Last Tango in Las Vegas - Nancy and Peter elope in Vegas to get spousal privilege benefits
S2E5 - Mrs. Botwin’s Neighborhood - Peter raids and shutters…