But the ice is slippery.

My God, this needs more stars.

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.

I love the dialogue in that movie. It’s better than it gets credit for.

I read Airheads as an elegy for 80s hair metal. The characters are aware that 90s grunge is going to sweep it all away in a whirlwind of irony and introspection, and they want to rawwwwwk one last time.

Just showed my white wife CB4 like a week ago. She grew up in an anti-minority household and never got to even THINK about watching these movies. It’s so great being able to share them with her. Gives off a whole other dimension to the “random” pieces of my humor these movies have instilled in me.

CB4 rules so much. That movie, The Chase starring Charlie Sheen, and Airheads played on a constant loop on Comedy Central in the late 90s.

I was 11 and so not exactly researching the movies I was going to see.  My head exploded twice in the opening 3 minutes when 1) I realized it wasn’t animated and 2) OMG, Raphael said “damn.”

I just realized that we won’t be getting a column on the 1990 TMNT movie, which is soul crushingly disappointing.

#RebootMeteorMan

Hard Rain was notable mostly because a trailer for it was attached to every theatrical print of Titanic, and because of the latter film’s immense longevity in the multiplex, it was still showing months after Hard Rain had opened and closed.

No National Treasure? For shame, AV Club.

I concur.

Elsa is Magneto. She used her power to create a lair and killed thousands of innocent people.

Sure, absolutely, yes, that would be Cool.

The orca movie?

I don’t know why everyone is forgetting about Spawn for that year, I remember it being a modest surprise hit that summer despite being a fairly low-budget production(I don’t remember anyone actually going to see STEEL in retrospect).

I figured Spawn might be the obvious choice, but Steel is interesting because of its status as a kind of vanity project for Shaq. We were all about giving NBA stars their own movies in the 90s.

I suggest starting with a bicycle. Buy a nice used bike and just ride around casually. That’s a start and it’s kind of fun. If you start out too aggressive you may hurt yourself (both mentally and physically.)  

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.