Cool story bro:

Surprised Tom didn’t bring up the meme (fan theory? who knows anymore) about Kevin growing up to become Jigsaw.

Textbook Flip-6-3-Hold for the gamewinner, too!

If they ever get to share a debate stage, Biden should do the classic “act like I’m going to hit you” shoulder move and laugh when Trump flinches away from it. Instant victory.

He continued being awesome is what happened!

Ha - I remember my 30th!

There was an Onion headline that I can’t seem to find. It went something like,

I remember going to a Hollywood Video in the mall to pick up a VHS of Star Trek: Generations for my folks (good son over here, spending allowance money on a Christmas gift instead of the arcade next door). The proprietor said he had one copy under lock and key because it was $100. Blew my mind, I was used to the…

Spunk and everything? Man, do not remember that at all. I stand corrected!

It’s been a while since I saw Top Five but... this isn’t the kind of humor that film seemed to traffic in. Unless it was some sort of sordid flashback to Rock’s character’s past as a drunk, then I could see it being equally (or at least additionally) demeaning for his character and informing his struggle to stay…

Ha, the good old days.

I quite liked Hard Rain at the time of its release, something very videogame-y about a small town flooded with (clear, clean) water allowing more 3-dimensional movement around buildings and open areas. Though Morgan Freeman’s face turn felt like studio interference (“Red can’t be a totally bad guy!”)

Perhaps not totally relevant, but I wonder if “all hours of the day and night” is hyperbole that Dan took literally. Seems like a common exaggeration if one is feeling frustrated. I know the letters are edited so the “3 am” thing may have been explicitly stated but there’s no way to know.

Happy birthday! Treat yourself to an NYC glory hole!

It’s not the size of the wand, but the motion with the potion.

I skimmed through the video to see if it was addressed, guess I missed it.

Do I have to be Comic Book Guy and point out that Bart sang this version in the first full-length episode ever, “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire”?

Can there be Calypso music?

Not to be ribald, but she might have enjoyed the fact that her husband’s lower half was back, as well.

I wonder if Ralph Fiennes took this part because he didn’t like being the office-bound M in the Bond franchise. He’s only 5 years older than Daniel Craig. Good to see him kicking ass in fin-de-siecle Europe.