Ergo. Concordantly. Vis-a-vis.

Maybe I’m too sheltered or run in more sexually conservative circles because if I randomly came across (heh) porn with someone I knew I would be thoroughly shocked.

I’m not a “patron” of any Only Fans pages, but how easy is it to “stumble” upon someone in your immediate vicinity? Either that’s tremendous luck or LW1 is not being entirely forthcoming about how he found the OF page.

I wanna say it was the DVD commentary for the first movie where Preston Lacy (the fat guy) said to Bam (paraphrasing), “You talk a lot of shit for a future fat guy.”

Music by Saliva?

Much like Drive, I was expecting more from the driving. Not necessarily Fast and Furious-style hijinks, but all the reviews gushed about the car stunts and what I saw was pretty pedestrian. A dozen power slides and a close-up of a speedometer reading 80 when for all the world it looks more like 35.

Toppings? Pepperoni, sausage, Canadian bacon – listen, why don’t you just get the deluxe and save time, all right? Look, I got business, call me back in five – THERE HE IS!

The stench of the undead does tend to... Linger.

Writers use TK when they know they have to come back to something that requires more research or grabbing a link or what have you. No English words have “TK” in sequence so it’s an easy thing to Ctrl+F during editing. Obviously, it should also be addressed and removed during editing.

Really the best thing would be for us all to get off the internet forever.

You don’t drink, do you?

Why not just hire a Delco actor? REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

I was hammered and fell asleep during the scene at the university in Inception. I guess I snored real loud so my buddy shook my shoulder. I woke with a start to peels of laughter. I’m still not sure if they were laughing at me or thought I was making fun of a boring sequence in an otherwise awesome movie.

I was like, “Not one fucking word on Sizemore?”

My dad’s dad’s name was Roach, but he insisted we call him Papa.

“I don’t even own a TV” is no more of a personality than “We stan a Khaleesi” is.

I don’t claim to be an expert on combustible materials, but I am an expert on the “Goofs” section of IMDb and one I recall from my misspent youth was regarding the end of Die Hard 2 - where he lights a trail of jet fuel with a zippo. Apparently, a common lighter isn’t hot enough to ignite your more heavy duty fuels…

My girlfriend and friend were looking for a 2-bedroom after college, we looked at a place in the crunchier part of town and it turned out the second bedroom was a tent in the living room. My friend fancied himself a bohemian and said we should consider it. He was outvoted.

Future generations will sing songs of your bravery.