“The passage of time has caused this 40-year-old film to seem dated.”

He’s...uh...got some issues.

I have a friend who rewatches this movie all the time, but turns it off before Goose dies, somehow preserving an alternate reality where he and Maverick continue on having adventures.

Movies were so much sweatier in the 80s and 90s. Now, Tony Stark looks freshly powdered even while fighting a giant while wearing a metal suit.

Oh! Also ran into John Cena in the airport. It was the security line so we kept passing each other in the zig-zags. Shorter than you’d think.

- Bagged Sam Donaldson’s groceries.

We Disney Executives have been trained from birth—carrying on a tradition spanning generations—to incrementally move the New Mutants release date until the heat death of the universe. I learned from my grandfather to give cryptic-yet-hopeful soundbites to media outlets. I hope to one day impart the same to my…

It does seem like a made up manly name. “I got my dad a Clark Duke hunting knife for his bday.”

Also, reminder that this person and Twitter funnyman @fart are, in fact, different people.

Cool story bro:

Indeed. In some places you can get a Michelada kit consisting if a shrink-wrapped styrofoam cup with a pre-seasoned rim and separate seasoning packet. Just add beer!

Beer and a raw egg is a “Flippant Hen.” Tried it once just because I saw it on The Wire. Gulped quickly you don’t even notice the egg, which I suppose is the point. Get a little protein quickly while still drinking. 

“You don’t drink, do you?”

Right after “How can this contraption facilitate ejaculation and/or racism?”

These cats have a peculiar way of speaking, but “we can has laffz” because of it!

I’m actually a bit of a 1941 apologist, with the caveat that I came to it much later on DVD. It was supposedly a director’s cut or some such special edition with additional footage that supposedly tied up some loose ends and was a bit more coherent than what hit theaters.

I know you meant 1917 but I’m amused at the alternate reality of Spielberg’s comedic misfire being remembered for it’s single-take gimmickry and not...you know... being kinda bad.

Good to see Equilibrium get some love. Excellent B-movie shoot ‘em up.

U TIHNK UR BETTER THEN ME???!!?

Ha, remember Shane West? What even WAS that?