Thank you. I was obviously curious but not enough to go check. You’ve done God’s work this day.

Semi-related: Does the Disney+ cut of the first Avengers leave in Loki’s “mewling quim” line?

Ted Mosby’s kids.

Phil and Manny? Yes.

Pokemon Kid here, but you might know me better by my actual name...

Quarantine has actually led to a decrease in my alone time since I’m here with my wife and her mom. How long before we find ourselves in a hacky porn scenario?

If they can go on distanced walks, why not do a dead drop on the doorstep (or planter or whatever) and not involve delivery people at all?

I’m Bill Pardy.

We’re just gonna go ahead and say it’s ok that an IOC committee member is named Dick Pound? Was Ima Cumpig not available for comment?

Run a solo race and post your time. HONOR SYSTEM, PEOPLE!

First! And I can’t get CancerAIDS because I’m already quarantined!

*blaracter

A few points to the team if they were planning on Hart being the assassin and Statham being the schlub.

I got my first office job the summer of ‘05, so this may have been one of my first articles for procrastinating. The good old days...

“It was me, the author of all your peeing.”

And just a couple years younger than Robert Eddison in The Last Crusade, who played the centuries-old knight guarding the Grail room.

Hemingway’s Hills Like Steve Coogan’s False Teeth

organized via a maddening time-hopping structure

I find most of the Foo Fighters hits kinda boring.