Just use lube, or there will be blood.

“Brownie” points?

I am enjoying the visual of like 30 Pelotons on a table.

What was the original clear liquor being erroneously referenced?

“That Stormtrooper is running towards us!”

Wouldn’t NO armor be cheaper-still than shitty armor?

Guy: And all the troopers will be clad head-to-toe in armor!

I think now, looking back, we did not blow up the Death Star; we blew up ourselves. And the Death Star was in us. The Star Wars are over for me now, but they will always be there, the rest of my days as I’m sure Obi-Wan will be, fighting with Anakin for what the Emperor called possession of my soul. There are times…

I’ll give you a ticket, but first you gotta go kill this guy who lives at the top of a construction crane in a swamp full of critters.

I work at a biggish company and someone on our campus has a Vault emblem bumper sticker on their car and actually paid for the vanity plate “VLTHNTR,” so at least one person on Earth is excited.

I have so much thermite I barely have time to phreak phones.

Senator, I served with Dave Barry. I knew Dave Barry. Dave Barry was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Dave Barry.

You are playing around with powers you can’t possibly understand.

SWEET FUCKING CHRIST WAS ANYONE CAUGHT CANOODLING OR WHAT? I’M FUCKING DYING HERE!

I could tell ya, but I’d have tequila!

Didn’t you hear? Limp Bizkit killed the dream of the ‘90s at Woodstock ‘99.

Interesting to place it in New York – the other films seemed to take place in NoMoreManufacturingJobs, TetanusLand, USA.

Oh man, you gotta find it somewhere. Kinda 50/50 spoof movie (Naked Gun, Hot Shots) and slobs vs snobs hangout (Caddyshack, Animal House). John Tuturro is a national treasure.

Brain Donors is cruelly left out the conversation regarding the comedy renaissance of the early-mid-90s.

I quite enjoyed Battleship. Plus, it joins Under Siege on my list of best action movies to take place on the USS Missouri.