I spent DAYS with that special edition DVD. So much interesting stuff.

I hope this special leads to him losing his virginity.

I don’t think you need to have the “allegedly” parenthetical. The man was convicted in a court of law. He did it.

May torrents of Egg Nog and Gluhwein bless your liver. Amen.

You seem still be sore about it, is all. Happy Holidays.

He can’t get any more dead, and the innocent passenger can’t be brought back. What exactly are we trying to accomplish here? Are you afraid Dunn’s legacy isn’t tarnished enough?

I guess it’s good to be forthright and make sure everyone is on the same page. It just strikes me as an unnecessary conversation after only 2 dates. Hell, on date 3 he might find out you’re a Trump voter a jump ship of his own accord. I can’t see any upside in having an exclusivity conversation before it’s warranted.…

Perhaps we’re discounting “lots of messaging” too much? Like, 2 physical dates but years of sexting?

I’ve been out of the game for a while, but isn’t it weird to bring up monogamy at all when they’re only 2 dates in? Even if they both wanted the same thing (on a profile or otherwise), that seems way too early to even bring up exclusivity as a topic. He shouldn’t have reacted like a choad, but it seems kind of... callo…

I recall an interview with Sara Jay where she claimed that she did a “teen” shoot one day and then a “MILF” shoot the same week, the only difference was the scenario being played out (she was mid-20s at the time).

This comes out on my birthday, so I’m gonna put the kids to bed, pour a few gins, and watch the fuck out of this. All the other tightasses can kick rocks.

The local children’s museum has a video exhibit about seaport safety starring a Playmobil foreman. Even he seems annoyed he’s not a Lego.

I thought they were leaning toward her being the one who pilfered Richard’s copy of the code. Playing just a bit too dumb.

We’ve all been there.

Is there anything alcohol can’t do???

No! Who’s that???

I live in Tampa and one of the strip clubs near the Bucs stadium has “All I Want for Christmas is a Donald Trump Impeachment” on its marquee. In the battle for our country’s soul, I wouldn’t have expected a strip club proprietor to be on the side of justice and democracy. It made me strangely hopeful.

I hear wedding bells!

I think you only need a working knowledge of human behavior to know this a joke.