Here here! My kids and my job think that they deserve some attention too. They’re all selfish, really.

A night of alternating MST3K with Joe Bob Briggs just made 14-year-old me giddily excited.

Netflix isn’t in the business of giving shows time to grow. They already got whatever pittance of new subscribers they were going to get from an MST3K revival, and now those folks are likely not going to cancel because no new MST3K. Dolla-dolla-billz.

Thanks, Nobody!

My father-in-law is a world class prick. The next time he makes my wife upset, should I lay him out with a right cross or simply slap him because he’s unworthy of me lining my knuckles up?

Year of the dog, yo!

You don’t see a lot of millenial or Gen X Bobs, though. That’s a boomer name.

In the whole Chad/Becky taxonomy, is there a term for a late-30s guy who is married with kids and thus well out of the game?

As a sophomore, I had a Russian TA who I had a decent rapport with. Didn’t think much of it but one time, recitation (or whatever the non-lecture part of a course is called) happened to fall on Valentine’s Day. We were handing in our papers at the end of class and as she took mine, she met my gaze and wished me a…

Important work you’re doing, Laserface.

Myles, I love you, bro, but you did not invent the word “sexposition.” I was hearing it on DVD commentaries in the early 2000s, if not before. A Knight’s Tale with Brian Helgeland leaps to mind.

I recall the special edition DVD for The Abyss had a trivia nugget about the cinematography team getting so good at shooting underwater that certain shots looked like people suspended on wires in the air. From then on, they made sure to have stuff floating around the actors so that people would know they were really…

My favorite progression of rumors and internet hate ever:

Here’s hoping for a Rep. Tim Calhoun crossover!

At least the Community notification is warranted...

When you someone WHERE’S FIREFLY?

NO INCEST

In school, I knew a 4'11'’ gal who seriously dated an honest-to-God 7ft dude for a long time. Seeing them standing next to each other was jarring and you couldn’t help but wonder about the physics of it all.

Fucking wild that there was no violence before there were violent movies.

Saliva, bro!