My Grandpappy drank Milwaukee’s Best Light. I brought a case to a party in college and some of these schmoes refused to drink it! Even worse, they stuck to their Natty Light guns, as if it was superior!

And how does comedy bad boy Big Jay Oakerson acquit himself as the strip club DJ?

Preesh.

I’m new, what do the asterisks mean?

I know, just reminded me of a pet peeve. Again, I’m old, ignore me. Respect.

I’m probably just old, but it infuriates me when people proudly proclaim they only know certain things from the parody—particularly with Hot Fuzz, since it’s not like those movies are obscure or not entertaining in and of themselves.

At least tell me you’ve seen Point Break.

It’s lit!

With comedy bad boy Big Jay Oakerson as the strip club DJ!

I’m 12 years old and just watched Casablanca and fucking yikes.

Fucking A

When you the CEO of racism eat it.

Ungrey me you cowards.

I’ve never been in a Burger King that wasn’t falling apart. It’s like they exclusively franchise to ‘80s slumlord stereotypes.

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I worked with someone who did marketing for State Farm during the period when they brought back some SNL characters to hawk their insurance (Coneheads, Hans and Franz). Apparently they had a whole run of Copy Guy ads (tv, print, outdoor, etc) that they had to scrap when Schneider went on an anti-vaxx twitter screed.

Henry Czerny was a perfect slimy bureaucrat in Clear and Present Danger and Mission: Impossible, then kinda disappeared for a while and has been popping back on my radar recently. IMDb tells me he was working consistently in the interim, but I thought he’d be a bigger deal. Maybe he got market corrected by John…

Do, however, enjoy a couple ice cold Peronis at your local pizzeria.

The AV Club Review review put it perfectly:

Makin sex is like Chinese dinner. It ain’t over til ya both get ya cookies. Remember I said that.