It’s the sugar in the cinnamon “filling” as well as the glaze that puts them over, so maybe just cinnamon in the batter and tasteful amount glaze? Probably still pretty bad for you.

I’ll always be a Bloodlust! man.

Mike Pence? Get over here you summa-bitch. Get this fag a milk, eh mother?!?

I’m still a slut for In-n-Out.

Or...you know...mute your speakers.

He was also the Wiz on Seinfeld. Nobody beats him!

Can I see naked people on this... Inter-net?

1. It was a fantastic movie

Oh, there was plenty of negative reaction to Basterds, too.

21 times a month? In this economy?

I’m hoping Jeff Bridges.

Who is driving? Oh My God! Blade is driving! How can that be?

I once asked a coworker for “original” Doritos and they came back with Cool Ranch! I was livid!

An SNL guy in a movie with other SNL personnel? I WON’T HAVE IT

I rest my case!

*not adjusted for inflation

I really enjoyed this post. A+ snarkery, shades of classic AVC. Well done!

Great unnecessarily homoerotic shower scene, or greatest unnecessarily homoerotic shower scene? 

[Clicks teeth aggressively]

Top Gun was sweatier than both Predator movies COMBINED!