Love it when they trot out the Simpson version of the vanity plate. He’s doing rails off hookers in a better place.

Counterpoint:

Man, Jay’s dentures bum me out. 

Could you please ungrey me?

and what about the shell game with hats/helmets?????

My old account got nuked, am I forever banished to the greys?

Anime pillows don’t count. But tell her I said hey!

Hope you get a girlfriend real soon, man. Be safe out there.

Look dude, I’m not the one getting enraged by beach-reads. But we like what we like and we hate what we hate and we’re both arguing on a dying pop culture web site, so thanks for the distraction.

You nailed, it! I’m unreasonably aggro!

Don Cheadle

Alls I’m sayin is that your little “parody” says a lot more about you than the books.

To be fair, Reacher started out 35 in 1997's Killing Floor. Child aged him in real time for a bit (one book per year), stopping just short of putting a number on it at 40. Now, the timing has gotten a little smeary, with several flashback novels and a couple that took place within days of each other, but we can safely…

The point has been made before, but it kind of makes sense that people would keep picking fights with Cruise vs a 6'5'’ behemoth. Cruise is more “under-estimatable.”

I’ve indeed read the whole series and... you seem to be projecting. Just a skosh.

I guess I should be happy that creative people have spaces for whatever, but this just seems like a further extension of The Internet’s cheeky meme-ification of Nicolas Cage and I am NOT here for it.

I am talking to you from 1987, but my message is timeless: Avoid the Noid.

There was a kid I went to elementary school with who - during recess or field trips to parks - would peel off from the main group, pick up a stick (or suitably phallic toy), hold it at waist level, and slowly walk the perimeter of the area bobbing the stick up and down while making crashing and exploding sounds with…

Don’t forget B-roll of espresso machines!

The apocalypse and Purge questions end up getting too similar answers. Maybe the Purge one should be re-worded to “What crime would you commit if you knew you wouldn’t be punished?”