Well I guess you ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

I’m not here to say whether Torre is a bigot or not, Hernández may have a point in regards to white umps getting promoted. I do know that Hernández doesn’t get to work World Series games because he’s a fucking terrible umpire.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

She is wearing the gang colors...

94 Civic, with mismatched door and replaced unpainted rear bumper.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

I think it was along SH 121 along the north end of DFW.

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

That’s a surprisingly good defense of his play last season from Harden.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I am a Christian and am very active in my current church and, prior to that, on-campus ministries when I attended a public university. I was almost held out of leadership on campus because I consumed alcohol (legally and responsibly) thanks to two men in the group who felt that was unchristian. Where that mindset…

It could be worse.

There is almost no downside to rebranding the team, especially now that Cleveland is poised to be good for the next half decade or so. The folks who would ordinarily losses off about such a change aren’t suddenly going to start hating the team now that they’re good.

Is Tom Brady cold or hot? He’s wearing a half sleeve shirt, a sleeveless hoodie, and a stocking cap. I’m so confused.

BE SHAMED SIR BRAD, FOR NONE HAVE THE POSTURE NOR STATUS TO QUESTION THE STRENGTH OF THESE FINE HERO MEN, FOR THEIR EFFORTS ARE FOREVER RECORDED AND THEIR COURAGE PROVEN FOR ALL TIME TO COME.

Disagree. I just watched it the other day. The jokes, the timing, the villain, all infinitesimally superior to anything I’ve seen him write since.

Seen later:

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

At least we got what we’ve all been clamoring for from the NFL: non-stop, full-throttle referee action!