I feel this way about pedestrians too.. Sure, you have the right of way, but would you like to get plowed by a 3 ton+ vehicle? What if, you know, THEY AREN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!?... I know that’s stupid to think that someone would be distracted while behind the wheel of a car and all..

There we go.

We can’t put at least ONE Modest Mouse album on here? I mean, the guy LITERALLY can’t sing.

I was thinking this as I went down this list:

Dayyyyyyyyummmm!! Grammar patrol out in full force! I bet you quadruple-checked your spelling and punctuation so someone didn’t come behind you and call you out too.. Wait, I bet you didn’t even have to.. What a badass.

Couldn’t you just say “yes” and move on?

Can I get a translation of the first video, please? I caught a “Dez Bryant,” “Jerry Jones” and a “Lucky Whitehead” in there and that’s all I could understand.

There might be a Valbuena in there too.

Could we not find a more current picture with players that haven’t haunted my box score dreams for the past few years? You just took me back to a dark, dark place.

This seems pretty minor in comparisons to other things I’ve heard/seen, but it just kinda boils down to people having the attitude of: “I’m going to be difficult and a giant douche, because well, I can.. and you aren’t going to say anything because you’ll get in trouble. ‘lol’” If you want to make a career in…

As someone who’s been to/knows someone from Cleveland, TX... Not AT ALL surprised. There’s some really intelligent people on yonder there in those parts.

At least it wasn’t this

What in god’s name did I just watch?

One of these days I want a fight in a baseball game to resemble a fight instead of two kittens roughhousing.

She looks kinda like the Grimace and Hamburglar had a baby.

Things guaranteed to be said in this video:

Jesus, it’s like watching my dad trying to play anything.

The logo is crooked.. That wouldn’t make it on my mantle!!

You should just quit breaking the law so much. Sheesh.

NO DAIKATANA?! HOW IS JOHN ROMERO SUPPOSED TO “MAKE ME HIS BITCH” AGAIN?!