I feel this way about pedestrians too.. Sure, you have the right of way, but would you like to get plowed by a 3 ton+ vehicle? What if, you know, THEY AREN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!?... I know that’s stupid to think that someone would be distracted while behind the wheel of a car and all..

There we go.

We can’t put at least ONE Modest Mouse album on here? I mean, the guy LITERALLY can’t sing.

I was thinking this as I went down this list:

Dayyyyyyyyummmm!! Grammar patrol out in full force! I bet you quadruple-checked your spelling and punctuation so someone didn’t come behind you and call you out too.. Wait, I bet you didn’t even have to.. What a badass.

Couldn’t you just say “yes” and move on?

Can I get a translation of the first video, please? I caught a “Dez Bryant,” “Jerry Jones” and a “Lucky Whitehead” in there and that’s all I could understand.

There might be a Valbuena in there too.

Could we not find a more current picture with players that haven’t haunted my box score dreams for the past few years? You just took me back to a dark, dark place.

This seems pretty minor in comparisons to other things I’ve heard/seen, but it just kinda boils down to people having the attitude of: “I’m going to be difficult and a giant douche, because well, I can.. and you aren’t going to say anything because you’ll get in trouble. ‘lol’” If you want to make a career in…

I have a crazy idea.. Go get your own damn food.

As someone who’s been to/knows someone from Cleveland, TX... Not AT ALL surprised. There’s some really intelligent people on yonder there in those parts.

At least it wasn’t this

What in god’s name did I just watch?

One of these days I want a fight in a baseball game to resemble a fight instead of two kittens roughhousing.

She looks kinda like the Grimace and Hamburglar had a baby.

Things guaranteed to be said in this video:

Jesus, it’s like watching my dad trying to play anything.

The logo is crooked.. That wouldn’t make it on my mantle!!

You should just quit breaking the law so much. Sheesh.