PAGE FORTY-TWO?! Game manuals.. The forgotten art.. :(

Bad joke.. Being from Texas, we don’t eat no dang vegetables.. We eat beef.. Just beef.. Edit: What the fuck is a vegetable?!

What the fuck is a green onion?

I had a rental Chrysler 200 for about two months while my Altima was being repaired from a wreck I was in... I’ve been indifferent about my Altima, since it’s just a car to me. But MAN, when I got my car back from the shop, my Altima never felt so dang manly. That 200 was a dress I had to wear for two months.

..while on the phone..

I remember thinking I was pretty decent at MvC 2 back in the day.. A confidence that was shattered when I played my cousin at a Thanksgiving get together when he individually performed all of his characters’ specials, one right after the other.. Something I never even thought was possible. My “three at once”…

Ah, gotcha.. The fact that there’s more than one of these is ridiculous.

Ah, looks like hwy 290 near Prairie View A&M.. I know this stretch of highway very well.. I’ve seen so many people in non self driving cars almost do this same thing. It’s a stupid obstacle in the road.. Roads shouldn’t have obstacles. How about FIX THE DAMN HIGHWAY ALREADY?! It’s been like that for years now!

I watched this happen one time in the front of my store years ago.. I thought someone threw a rock at my window.. Then there was a bird flopping around on the ground.. Of course I did the humane thing and removed all of its feathers so it could no longer fly into windows.

Dude.

“They don’t tailgate any more after this maneuver.” 

On the way back from dropping my friend’s car off in Houston to get a new clutch/upgraded turbo on his Eagle Talon, I had to urinate REALLY bad. Not wanting to stop, I decided to use a(large size) taco bell cup as a makeshift toilet I had sitting in the middle console. We were on HWY 290 going 70mph, so this was…

I worked at GS for 9 years. My last being 2011. The “circle of life” definitely isn’t anything new. It’s been printed on the back of nametags for probably about 10 years. It starts with pre orders. Customer 1)pre orders a game. Then customer 2)trades in other games to pay for it. Those used games lead to the 3)u…

Your DM sucks. My old DM would never want us to do anything crooked. He must have a district that constantly under-performs. (No offense)

Yeah, it’s time. I’ve always maintained a neutral stance on this kind of thing.. Probably it doesn’t effect me or my day to day. Or because I’m just white. But there ARE people that care. There ARE offended. Maybe they weren’t offended previously. Or maybe their voices couldn’t be heard due to lack media/social…

Disagree. I understand what you’re saying.. ie: Billy Madison. That movie doesn’t hold up AT ALL, even with my nostalgia glasses on. And I LOVED Billy Madison as a teen. Happy Gilmore is still hilarious.

People named “Sage” should just go away.

Wait til something like this hits a little closer to home for you.   Some people HAVE seen/experienced things like this. A police officer would be a good example. I don’t think there has ever been a time I’ve been pulled over when a cop didn’t have his hand on his gun until he deemed me not a threat. Seems to be a…

There’s a hero in all of us

Hey, do you like anime?