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Looks like sales of handheld gaming devices are about to explode.

Does this mean that SNL will have a male portray Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

In pre-9/11 New York City, a white guy in a suit could go practically anywhere. We used to go drinking and then urban exploring. Wandering around public buildings, film sites, bridges, arenas, hotel ballroom parties... it was great. My favorite was emerging from blackout state to find myself petting a police horse

flagrantly disregarding the letter that Denver public officials sent last month asking ICE to stop conducting courthouse arrests.

I don’t know about the White House, but I was shocked to see how easy it was to gain access to government buildings (and most other areas as well), so long as you acted like you belonged. (Even post-9/11)

Summer of 2003, I interned with the EPA between college and law school. One of my friends was interning with the

The guy was clearly resisting arrest. And Ice is doing its job. I fail to see the problem here. Illegals shouldnt feel safe from deportation anywhere.

All the monsters in this are too cute to pose a threat.

I’m lucky if I can last through a commercial jingle.

In all fairness, everyone knows that hot glue guns are a gateway weapon.

Wait until he starts making pipe-cleaner bombs...

Definitely not the only analysis. At all. Trump serves Putin, not us. Colbert made that point in ribald fashion.

Swing and a miss, Katherine.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

The problem with the leggings thing is this - the reason they have a dress code for employees is to set an example for how paying passengers should dress. But they can’t just come out and say they think the paying passengers are dressing like garbage and their employees need to elevate the decor. So they were stuck.

Not this leggings shit again.

It’s good to know that politics back then (and possibly now, as well) have resorted to the “Don’t Throw Me Into the Briar Patch!” stratagem.

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

To this day I still say that Subspace Emissary is one of the greatest things they’ve ever done. I don’t agree with lot of your stance with how it makes little sense, but I understand needing to turn your brain off a little in order to play it. The story is a very “in the moment” type deal; the Overarching plot is

I love Subspace Emissary and the lack of a sequel to that is the only real flaw on Smash Wii U.

[Hold that, tiger.]

And where in hell did they figure out their metric to determine how it would be rated? Is it “within Hollywood,” “across the board,” etc.?

Fuck this shitty list and fuck the people who conceived, wrote, and approved it.