Either put the Cos high on the list, or leave him off entirely. But, the logic of “Yeah, Bill Cosby is accused of raping and molesting dozens of women, but at least he’s not a pretentious know-it-all teenager who writes gibberish on Twitter.” just blows my mind.
From the marketing firm that brought you the slogan, “All Hispanics should go back to Mexico where they came from - Enjoy Snickers.”
One last try and then it’s off to the showers.
You could give a dollar to a bum and say, “Here’s one on me.” What would be more fun than that?
If orgasms cost a dollar each, it’d definitely cut down on my charitable giving to the homeless.
I don’t mind Joe Three-Teeth asking for some change for food, when I know he’s gonna hobble into whatever liquor store and buy Four Loko or some shit like that.
But, if you’re telling me I’m giving him money so he can jizz…
Kitty!!!
It’d only be accurate if Gidget enjoys being carried around like a puppy.
Thanks for that R. Kelly earworm, dick
A few years ago, I did a favor for a friend. He was extremely drunk and had to write a paper that was due at midnight.
Since it was the beginning of his last semester, and the material was easy, I stepped in and cranked it out.
Two days later, it happened again, and once again, I manned-up.
He ends up panicked that, now…