I’d been checking Jezebel for my daily Megyn update, and when I didn’t see it earlier, I feared it’d finally broke you.

I’m getting a “Ted Cruz” vibe off of the Cyborg Paul Ryan in the center of the last picture.

“No spooge for you!”

I feel like I need more about this comment...

I can’t watch the video at work, but did the Secret Service intervene? It seems like “things being thrown at the Commander-in-Chief” would be near the top of their list in terms of “attention-getters.”

Senator Ted Cruz, who just last year expressed his support for a governmental backdoor into the iPhone, is absolutely outraged that Apple would restrict the freedom and privacy of Chinese citizens by removing VPN apps from its App Store in China.

Obligatory.

After looking at that picture, I find myself hungry for some plain white bread, with a glass of water on the side for dipping.

The picture in the article made me think of the “NSMB” YTMND, laugh, and then feel like a horrible person.

A Texan who didn’t immediately extol the superiority of What-A-Burger when asked about In-N-Out?

I remember when John McCain was a favorite on The Daily Show, but that was before 2008.

Trump will participate in a Diwali ceremonial lighting of the Diya. This evening he is scheduled to speak at the Heritage Foundation’s president’s club meeting at the Marriott Marquis in D.C.

I’d almost be tempted to enter the giveaway, if only to then destroy or trash it, ensuring that it doesn’t end up in the hands of some gung-ho asshole.

A mercy killing, no doubt.

Not sure if you are reading Dark Nights: Metal or not, but I’m getting a real “Dark Multiverse Robin” vibe from Anubis...

You should see the avatars I rejected...

Not now, it’s not.

So, how does cable news find out about these people?

Wait...