This may actually be the dumbest thing he’s come up with (shamelessly stole from Reagan) so far.

Seconded

I’d been checking Jezebel for my daily Megyn update, and when I didn’t see it earlier, I feared it’d finally broke you.

“No spooge for you!”

My favorite episode was the one with the Spooge Nazi.

I feel like I need more about this comment...

Senator Ted Cruz, who just last year expressed his support for a governmental backdoor into the iPhone, is absolutely outraged that Apple would restrict the freedom and privacy of Chinese citizens by removing VPN apps from its App Store in China.

Obligatory.

Spoken like someone who’s never wolfed down a Giordano’s deep-dish...

[The Internet jokes for a year about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac killer]

After looking at that picture, I find myself hungry for some plain white bread, with a glass of water on the side for dipping.

The picture in the article made me think of the “NSMB” YTMND, laugh, and then feel like a horrible person.

I remember when John McCain was a favorite on The Daily Show, but that was before 2008.

Trump will participate in a Diwali ceremonial lighting of the Diya. This evening he is scheduled to speak at the Heritage Foundation’s president’s club meeting at the Marriott Marquis in D.C.

A mercy killing, no doubt.

Crow! Crow!

That was my first thought as well.

Not sure if you are reading Dark Nights: Metal or not, but I’m getting a real “Dark Multiverse Robin” vibe from Anubis...

Man your name created an image I can’t unsee either...ugh take your star while I try not to puke.