This may actually be the dumbest thing he’s come up with (shamelessly stole from Reagan) so far.

Seconded

I’d been checking Jezebel for my daily Megyn update, and when I didn’t see it earlier, I feared it’d finally broke you.

“No spooge for you!”

My favorite episode was the one with the Spooge Nazi.

I feel like I need more about this comment...

Obligatory.

Spoken like someone who’s never wolfed down a Giordano’s deep-dish...

[The Internet jokes for a year about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac killer]

After looking at that picture, I find myself hungry for some plain white bread, with a glass of water on the side for dipping.

The picture in the article made me think of the “NSMB” YTMND, laugh, and then feel like a horrible person.

I remember when John McCain was a favorite on The Daily Show, but that was before 2008.

Trump will participate in a Diwali ceremonial lighting of the Diya. This evening he is scheduled to speak at the Heritage Foundation’s president’s club meeting at the Marriott Marquis in D.C.

A mercy killing, no doubt.

Crow! Crow!

That was my first thought as well.

Not sure if you are reading Dark Nights: Metal or not, but I’m getting a real “Dark Multiverse Robin” vibe from Anubis...

Man your name created an image I can’t unsee either...ugh take your star while I try not to puke.

You should see the avatars I rejected...

And thanks to your username, that can’t be unseen either.