Inversely, when is too early to eat?

I wish I could even act shocked at this point.

Can’t wait for the AM radio talk shows on my commute home. I already plan on screaming responses to Mark Levin’s prattle.

I would watch the hell out of a Pop-Up Video-ized Spicer Press Briefing.

Still don’t see how this answers my initial question.

If they can get Michael Bay to direct, I’m all in!

Except the part where only one is an invading force.

The only Haim that matters.

Not quite sure what your point is, here.

Agreed. Part of what I enjoyed / lamented about BotW was that it really does just throw you out into the mix without any hand-holding (outside of the Great Plateau), just like the original Zelda.

My Outlook default has always been Calibri. I didn’t know it was supposed to be Tahoma! That explains all the weird looks I’ve been getting since I started working here...

Also, speaking to the “inspirational quotes” part, one of my former co-workers had an L. Ron Hubbard quote in his signature.

When his boss got wind…

Honest question: How should they have been removed, then? Obviously, they weren’t going to leave if politely asked.

No. Just... no.

I’m also gonna confess here that I don’t understand brunch drinking at all. If I’m hungover on a Sunday morning, the last thing I wanna do is go to some packed New York diner and drink boozy tomato juice. Nothing about that strikes me as restorative. Gimme a recliner, a blanket, some Advil and a cup of tea instead.

I did the “All-Star” route when I was in second grade. A bunch of my friends were going to play in an additional league, and I was right around their skill level, so I decided to extend my repertoire beyond Little League.

Yeah, but Squirrel Girl is a little... heavier than Brie, and you know there’d be a huge uproar if they cast her.

Not humiliating enough.

I expected the Philly Phanatic to either be at the top of bottom of this list.

From what I heard, “The Real O’Neals” wasn’t renewed in part because the main character became extremely difficult to work with and was overly demanding.

You and me both. I was not excited about voting for her, but like you, I couldn’t stomach the alternative.