I’m not making claims that there isn’t gerrymandering involved. I’m saying that she should have known and planned for it.

We had more votes.

Putting on his big boy pants, he asked his doctor if it’s okay if he swallow something intended to be spit out, to which his doctor responded, “no problem.”

I honestly don’t expect to learn any “inside” info until someone is on their deathbed with nothing left to lose.

Really not sure how the GPA is relevant.

I hope to fuck that we never get flying cars.

Sheer coincidence that this was published on “National Bike to Work Day?”

I’d heard of an alternate method to fix it, but then I was kissed, and it slipped my mind.

I don’t know about you, but when I think of Donald Trump (a man who claims to never have had a drink in his life), I think of “Red Solo Cup,” “Beer For My Horses,” “I Love This Bar...”

The whole Trump impeachment, Pence impeachment, etc. makes me think of this quote.

The only way I was able to resolve his response was to think that he thought that the choice offered was binary - either he was a racist or a bigot.

My mistake. The dean is a black guy, not a white one.

Just one.

His logic was, since I was a twin, one of us was expendable, as he had a back-up.

... or “dad.”

Anecdotal evidence is the best evidence! Fuck data.

I just really the pendulum swinging back the other way (even if only a little bit) in 2018.

Especially when it is the same person committing those actions, in that order.

Please, oh please, oh please, tell me that they’ve gotten Whoopi to guest-star on an episode.

Speaking as a somewhat well-to-do Caucasian male...

Privileged white men are the worst.

Looks like sales of handheld gaming devices are about to explode.