After seeing his “administration” for 100+ days, I’m honestly fucking shocked that anybody would even want this job.

Does this mean that SNL will have a male portray Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

I don’t know about the White House, but I was shocked to see how easy it was to gain access to government buildings (and most other areas as well), so long as you acted like you belonged. (Even post-9/11)

Summer of 2003, I interned with the EPA between college and law school. One of my friends was interning with the…

I’m lucky if I can last through a commercial jingle.

In all fairness, everyone knows that hot glue guns are a gateway weapon.

Wait until he starts making pipe-cleaner bombs...

Thing is, how do they publicize it to employees and guests without having an incident? The outrage would then have been “I can’t believe they revoked flying privileges for a year!”

And I’m sure you have just as much sympathy for the planeloads of passengers who might not have gotten to see their dying loved ones if those crew members weren’t allowed to fly to Louisville.

Not this leggings shit again.

It’s good to know that politics back then (and possibly now, as well) have resorted to the “Don’t Throw Me Into the Briar Patch!” stratagem.

And, now I’m somewhat ashamed of my alma mater.

One of my co-workers is in Sales, and he always gives me a “shady” vibe.

For the past two months, he’s been trying to get me to join on his “side-gig,” which is a classic pyramid scheme. He plays it up that with my connections, I’d be able to find a ton of people to sign up under me. I’ve mainly just nodded along…

Batman, Birdman, Vulture...

So, this is the world we live in now, huh?

I’m conflicted because I haven’t got all the details [of the incident] yet, but from the way this has started to play out, it looks like an overstep by an overzealous ICE agent who’s just trying to follow Trump’s orders 

“Plotting.”

Just let that sink in.

You honestly don’t think he has all his staffers sign airtight NDAs?

Because after reading about the greatest atrocity of the 20th century, I know that I want to tear up the town with Maeby Funke.

There are teaser trailers, which are snippets of the “full-length” trailer usually released a day or a week before the actual trailer comes out.

You really want that to be the gold standard for our next C-i-C?