When the standard for our next commander-in-chief is “Well, they can’t be worse than Trump,” we need to rethink our priorities and analysis.

Hell, a golden retriever wouldn’t be as bad as Trump, but that doesn’t mean I want our next leader shitting in the Rose Garden.

The eyes...

You lost me at “walk around the property.”

If I can’t sit on my ass and get wasted, I’m not interested. I’m not here for exercise. I’m here to slowly punish my liver and yell at exciting moments.

“Hearing Protection Act?” FFS.

They aren’t even trying to hide it at this point, are they?

Thanks. My apartment complex just issued me a fine after my downstairs neighbor complained about the noise.

Ass.

I was really torn on whether I should get a Switch (for Zelda) or just get the WiiU version and wait and see if there are more purchase-worthy games and a price-drop.

Articles like this make me glad I chose the latter.

It sounds like some of the game is “Switch-reliant,” or at least taking full advantage of the Switch’s features.

Why would you give him that idea?!

This is more of a peripheral question, but since it was so heavily discussed, I thought I’d ask anyway...

You completely missed the chance for a “Star Wars” or “Star Trek” set-up. Sad! Disappointed!

Erotic fan-fiction or GTFO... Mr. President, sir, and Madam President, ma’am.

Starting to feel bad for Ryan Owens’s (sp?) widow. Looks like she’s being put through the emotional wringer.

“It’s pure unadulterated division.”

Gonna burn in hell for this one, but is anyone else shocked that Trump brought out an example of a “father’s unlimited love for his daughter.”

I’ll go stand in the corner now...

Did Trump just say he was going to light the world on fire and let it burn?

So, what’s the over/under on projected time, versus actual time, given his propensity to bloviate? Think we’ll be done by midnight?

I just can’t see Hillary putting herself through another campaign, or at this point, her having enough support from the Democratic party to do so.

And somewhere, Alex Jones just blew a sickly yellow wad, dribbling out of his infested genitalia into a pair of crusted, yellow-tinged tighty whities.

I’ve gotta veto The Amazing Race being so high on the list.

God, it’d be amazing / horrifying to see a meeting between those two men.