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And I really don’t think “Press Secretary - Trump Administration” is gonna be that impressive on a resume. I liken it to a very experienced and talented firefighter trying to put out a raging forest fire with only a garden hose. Yeah, he might be great at his job, but the end result is still the utter decimation of

I imagine being Trump’s Press Secretary is either really easy or really hard.

On one hand, Trump is just gonna say whatever it is he wants, and people will either love it or hate it, so it’s not like you have to really put any spin on his words or actions. Pretty much everything he says is polarizing and some people

Yeah, I saw a picture of that sign. I just hope they mean it.

To paraphrase “The Incredibles,” “When everyone is perpetually outraged, nobody is perpetually outraged.”

My Trump-supporting friends think that this is just a bunch of prolonged whining (2+ months) that he won the election, when they don’t realize that, no,

I’m seeing that, too, but the whole “unfollow people who make political posts on FB” seems to be coming more from my right-wing friends than my left.

I just worry that being in a state of perpetual outrage will result in a “white noise” effect (not that there *isn’t* enough out there to keep a person perpetually

I love the “Marathon, don’t sprint” comment, because, honestly, that’s my biggest fear.

That, eventually, people will get tired of protesting and just accept things to be the way they are for the next 2, 4, or (god forbid) 8 years.

Wanted for questioning.

I’m so glad we put these horrible discriminatory practices behind us and have evolved as a nation.

Oh, wait... Shit.

If you put Pence in as Commander-in-Chief, you go from an unknown quantity (policy-wise) surrounded by inept and unqualified individuals, to a known (and despised) ideology who will put more traditional people in positions of power.

Why does daddy drink so much?

Thing is, it’s not even like “for one thing that she’s done that’s absurd / biased, she’s done one that is considered ‘reasonable.’” The ratio is far more skewed than that.

But it’s those rare moments where she shows journalistic integrity that I ask myself, “Wait. Is Fox making her repeat the jingoistic drivel, and is

Is anyone else strangely curious to see how Megyn Kelly will be working for NBC? Like, is she going to be more “neutral” or will she stick with the GOP talking points?

Cannibalism? Please.

Everyone knows that Cruz is a soup man.

Phlegm if we’re lucky...

There’s always an alternative.

Better than other expressions that he might have.

Embrace the Cruz. Join us.

You know how some things are so bad that you have to watch, even though you know it is going to be horrible?

This is worse than that. It’s transcended that.

I noticed that as well, and found it far more amusing than I should have. :-)

You should see the avatars I *didn’t* choose.