I understand the utility of the nose of the person in front, but the one in back just looks... painful.

You can’t organize a sex party, you just have to let it happen.

Wait... so you’re telling me that it’s possible to support an issue, but not the candidate / representative of the party that typically embodies that issue?!?!?!?

“Can I have three abortions to go?”

Come on... It’s obvious.

I got free tickets to a Stars game a few years ago. Given I have no interest in hockey, I wasn’t enthusiastic to go, but free tickets are free tickets, right?

I’ll be damned if it wasn’t actually very enjoyable. There were cheerleaders, a lot of “side-events,” etc.

I’m actually hoping that I’ll get some more tickets…

The people cheering this on are the ones who are most likely to cut off their noses to spite their faces.

“May you live in interesting times,” indeed.

Yeah, but those movies were before the “modern-day Renaissance” that some feel Marvel Studios brought forth.

Using your logic, you could also tout “Howard the Duck” as a movie that was worse than “BvS.”

Things like this make me question the existence of a benevolent God...

Could we at least get him to watch good tv. Maybe he could give “The Good Place” a shot.

Then again, he might get some ideas from [intentionally left blank so as to avoid spoilers].

In other news, water is wet.

I swear, he’s just making it all up as he goes along.

I saw something on CNN that alluded to the fact that whatever statement he makes is based on whatever he just heard, regardless of whether or not he heard contradictory evidence hours before.

This is proving to be more and more true. 

I just hope it goes better than OJ’s search for the real killer...

... and please, remember to spay or neuter your Tom Bradys.

JFC.

The hits just keep comin’.

If it will be anything like the written source material, I anticipate this game having the longest cut-scenes known to date.

You should’ve seen some of the *rejected* avatars. ;-)

I’m not saying that everyone should have to make an official statement about everything in their lives, but if you are going to post something that you know will just fuel speculation and rumors, and not provide any context, you’re an attention whore.

I hate shit like this.

Well, as long as you are fine with it.

Can’t send proof of Ted Cruz playing hoops, but I might be able to show you him taking it to the hole.