DC comes before “getting hit by a car,” so this ranking is bad and wrong.

Fun experiment; go into a public park and watch the people walking by. Then visualize that all the men there have dangly bits just waving around under their clothing and wobbling from side to side as they walk by.

I could have lived a long, happy life not knowing what kind of dick Ashton Kutcher has.

but fight for the ideas and not a single man.

OMG!!! I say this all the fucking time!!! It’s all I could think about when I heard delusional Sanders supporters talking about not voting for Hillary and possibly voting for Stein or Trump. I mean, especially with Mike Pence as VP...wtf, people...

Look, originally, I liked Bernie as a candidate. I saw all of his views and aspirations as an advancement of progressivism that barely any other candidate has put forward in recent years.

What do these booing idiots feel like with Trump’s tiny hands up inside their assholes, guiding what they do? Do they itch?

Sarah Silverman is the most “everywoman” celebrity I can think of, a woman of the people, and they are treating her with such disrespect.

Ok as ecstatic as I am for this......*ahem* HBO, I was promised a MaddAddam trilogy adaptation by Darren Aronofksy and uh....yeah still waiting on that one.

Tick tock my friends. Don’t make me go all Crake on your asses.

And how her boyfriend just brushes it all off. Since, obviously, he’s there to take care of her. Eerily similar to how I see men reacting, or more accurately, not reacting to women’s rights being stripped away these days.

Too. Fucking. True.

The Handmaid’s Tale, coming 2017

“Also this guy was losing the fight so pulled a gun?”

For pretty much everything.

That’s the desire of many gun owners, though, to be in a situation where they might lose - but they have a gun so they win.

and this is why so many black people ignore the faux outrage of the “what about black on black crime?” set.

oh sure, but you did have Glamdring RIGHT at his throat...

THAT IS WHAT YOU TOOK AWAY FROM THIS STORY?!

YES.

This movie was at 11:50am on a Saturday. If you wish to avoid children at the movie theatre, a weekend matinee might not be the best time to attend.