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“They were tucked away in the second floor of the restaurant,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They seemed to really be enjoying each others’ company.”

And now I do too - what a very wise comment regarding oppression.

I didn’t see that until you pointed it out. I think the problem with that phrasing is, it implies control of a woman’s own body is something bestowed by others (read: men) as opposed to it being the woman’s inherent right.

Yeah it made me wince too. But I am just going to focus on the intent of our allies. So yeah, I am going to say I am being a little nit picky and focus on the big battles rather than a skirmish that accomplishes nothing.

Literally the SpaceX of harmonicas.

You’re not, and I’m a dude.

when we give women control over their own futures, we’re actually building healthier families, a healthier country.”

History books are written by the (primarily white) winners.

You know, I am very anti-vandalism, but I feel a STRONG urge to go deface that statue. This man doesn’t deserve any honors. He wasn’t a doctor, he was a torturer and a murderer.

Steve Benjamin is my mayor. His kids are adorable and I taught him to hula hoop. I love him dearly and think he’s fabulous. :)

Do salmon colored pants automatically take you out of the running for “wokest”?

Okay, but, like Alan Cumming before her, she really picked a good one.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU AGAIN AFTER YOU WORKED WITH WOODY ALLEN, KSTEW.

Bet you the previous passenger was Rita Ora.

Yeah, because female achievement is still too radical and aggressive for the mainstream audience. One day at a time. And until then...

That’s why there’s a quaint tradition of encouraging first husband candidates to bake cookies during the campaign. To remind the nation that they and their culinary talents are important too, just a in a different way. <3

Yeah!

I remember wanting to play with some kids who were playing Ninja Turtle but they didn’t want to play with me because they already had one girl to be April....

If it’s sexist to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman, is it also demonist to vote for Trump because he’s literally Satan’s bunghole?