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Wahhhh I lost my quay sunnies this weekend and I’m still not over it. They were white and rainbow :(

Can we talk about how ugly that dress is though

Holy nostalgia jesussssss

Au contraire, I would only ever expect the phrase “Capri sun makes for an EXCELLENT vodka mixer.” to come out of a heterosexual male’s mouth.

Don’t know why this is greyed!

Like a misogyny lasagna.

God THANK YOU for voicing this. I feel like I’m going insane listening to these people preaching morality while simultaneously not caring about the future well being of other people.

I know several women that are part of the Never Hillary / Bernie sore loser crowd, but as a woman yourself (assuming?) you should at least be aware that a lot of the hate and rhetoric being used against Hillary by your cohort is distinctly sexist. This reads like a female Republican complaining that her political…

But but but, the left are the hippies who eat kale and organic chia seeds! That makes no sense, even by stereotype standards!

My favorite is the naked lady with I AM GOD written on her body. I mean, that’s what I tell myself every time I stand in front of the mirror. Nailed Feminism, this one.

“Nice tits” — all the Republican men

They’re fed up with the underrepresentation of men in film and can’t take another instance of that overused, offensive trope of the dumb, hot token male in a female-driven movie. Which would be a really valid criticism, if only that were an actual thing. Which, you know, it’s not.

Oh my god, you’re clearly a delusional 17 year old who probably also believes that reverse racism is a thing. I’m done trying to speak to you.

Hahahaha right! No such thing as social conditioning and performative gender! Men just simply have a The Sports section of their brain, and the same spots in Ladies’ brains have been scientifically proven to be filled with those little pink Barbie pumps!

You’re missing the ENTIRE point that Chris Hemsworth’s character is spoofing the original movie (that you meninists are so fond of), where the woman assistant is a total idiot. They literally reversed things as a joke. Are you SO sensitive and coddled from being presented with the opposite your entire life that ONE…

What exactly is your point? That we have reached equal representation in movies? (Noooo, lol, not even close.) That men have it worse somehow? (LOLOLOL.) That the new Ghostbusters movie is misogynistic because (___)? (AGAIN with the “jerk” thing, WE GET IT.)

Oh good! Guys, call off The Feminism. Fight’s over!

But that’s exactly my point: love interest (read: female) characters only exist for the purpose of developing the male’s plot. They’re tools, devices. They don’t have their own agency. That is a categorically a negative thing.