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Btw folks, there’s a conservative troll going around today trying to present themselves as a “never Hillary” Bernie supporter. Some name like “BERNIE FAM STAY WOKE” or something as equally dumb. Don’t bother engaging.

GDubs said that? Shut up! He’s not wrong tho.

GWB saying he’s probably going to be the last Republican president in our time.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

Donald Trump and his whole campaign has been like a truth serum forcibly injected into the American bloodstream. Personally, I’m glad it’s all out there again like the bad old days, instead of the bullshit dogwhistles we’ve been living with for the past few decades.

Top 2 trends on Facebook:

Are you saying the alrernative would have been better in this case?

Cool, why not update the video to include that moment? It’s a visual medium, and lots of people jump straight to the comment section without reading whatever you wrote. Why bother including video at all if your fallback is “I addressed that in the article”

Wait. Her kids (kids. Multiple children.) go to camp for seven (SEVEN!) weeks? What I want to know is, does she shit money, or does she have a magical money tree in her backyard?

LOL, sure, because everyone else there is dressed so professionally.

Are any of the Duggers there? You could borrow something "modest".

yes

Wow I didn't even realize that logo is gone and that I've missed it!

Wait, I’m pretty sure original tagline was:
JEZEBEL
Feminazis • Lesbian Shitasses • Humorless Commentary

Yeah remember 2007 when Jezebel wasn’t a pop culture site? Those sure were the days.

She plagiarized Michelle Obama and rickrolled the RNC. I’m convinced that her speech writer is a 100% Grade A Troll. And I love them.

I’ll do a post!

I call so much bullshit on this.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

...and once again, I see those aborted fetus photos and think, “those don’t look human at all.” Which I think is the opposite of what they want me to think.