kara hates tay

Woman writes hit song. Declines to take credit for it until conspiracy theories/obvious logic leads fans/tabloids to the story. Confirms it in one very straightforward sentence because she feels no obligation to protect the fiction she and her ex-boyfriend spun about it. Deserves credit. Did write song.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

Warren has said over and over that she DOES NOT WANT the position of VPOTUS. Emphatically and categorically said that she doesn’t want it. Why can’t we listen? Look, I love her too but there is no need for the media to continue to paint this as some kind of suspense thriller. She’s not interested in the job.

I kinda love relatively harmless crazies, I’ll admit. One of my favorite questions to ponder about all-female mother-worshipping gatherings like this is where/how they draw their ridiculous lines. Take babies, for ex. Their focus on motherhood is so intense that they almost certainly allow male infants, possibly even…

By this afternoon, I overhear that 15 women have removed their IUDs together in a yurt.

Me too. Maybe we should found our own event?

Calling it a “celebration of cultures past” sounds slightly dismissive of current cultures that engage in the activities listed as part of their daily lives.

It me.

White women cosplaying pre-industrial society with all the consequences taken away is extremely my jam.

goddamnit if this weren’t so completely insufferable white woman bullshit it would be completely my jam

This is a gathering for women who have aged out of Coachella.

“A breakup box.”

I maintain that Marcia and Marshall Langman are the two most realistic characters of that entire series.

Robert Sheehan?? Oof, how the beautiful have fallen. Save him, Iwan.

Oooo I never finished after the season with the new guy. But gaaaawd how I cried over Ramsay Snow in that show! I was like, emotionally devastated.

Starred because EVERYBODY needs to see this picture.

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