When it works, the app is seriously fantastic. The servers came up at 5PM yesterday when I went off work and I walked around the graveyard across the street from my house visiting Poke Stops and hunting Pokemon. I felt an honest to god thrill when I was on my way back home and I ran across a Rapiddash—one of my all…

This unhinged, deparaved, misogynist, racist was a former Congressman. Think about what that says about the stupidity and insanity of tens of millions of Americans, who elect people like Walsh all the time. Reminds me of George Carlin, I’ll do my best to get the words right. “Everyone says politicians suck, right?…

Quite frankly, the internet has been nothing but a blessing for hate groups and for bigots. Yes, overall the internet has had a democratizing effect and I do think it has led to people in general becoming more liberal. But it has also led to people being reinforced in their crazy ideas in a way that was literally…

I’d like to believe that, too. A platform is a platform - and now these moronic dipshits have one, so they’re able to spew their shit around. My fear is that when these morons see each other out there it’s a chance for them to get together (much like what we do here) and amplify their feewings about how to Make…

Like many people similar to him anyone who challenges the status quo is a danger to his way of life. Anyone who points out that cops shooting unarmed black people is wrong threatens their view of authority. To them the dead and injured officers in Dallas are a tragedy (which is true!) but the numerous dead and injured…

Once again confirming that I, a person whose ancestors were brought to U.S. shores 200+ years ago—long before the immigrant ancestors of many a white person—am still not a “Real American” with the rights of full citizenship. Thanks, Joe Walsh, for reminding me.

“Real America”

OMG how does he miss the irony that aggression like the kind he displayed is literally the reason women prefer public dates. Sorry he turned out to be a buttwipe =/

I was supposed to have a date with a guy I met online yesterday. I was thinking coffee, maybe dinner. He was thinking dinner and hanging out at his place. When I said I like to keep first dates public because creepy things, he started texting me about how it’s not fair to hold what other guys have done against him. I…

I was followed home from the park after working my dogs today. I could hear him behind me saying things like “Oh she’s a tough bitch - she bossed those dogs so good - she can boss me - look at this bitch - where’s she going” and I was trying to control my dogs and text my husband to meet me at our front gate as I…

Barbadian Voodoo.

Or just telling people to fuck off.

I saw this on the news this morning (I live outside of Cleveland). First thought was:

3. The victim has a police record!

What just floors me- and it shouldn’t, I should be used to it, but it does, is that there are two instant reactions I see from a certain group of people whenever these tragedies happen:

The next time I lose my Kinja key (so, soon) I’m coming back to life under the handle “TheOrlandoBloomOfStarches”

Bull. Fucking. Shit. She’s trying to tell us that she’s never had macaroni and cheese? PUH-LEASE.

ETA - Wow. Apparently I have strong feelings on this. Who knew??

OMG, Russel wifed his beard! This must give Tom Hiddleston a lot of hope.

Abstinence is bullshit

Honestly, I don’t believe for a second they haven’t been fucking, unless they’re mutual beards. And yes, anal and BJs count.

Interestingly, “s*x” could also be interpreted as “six”, which is coincidentally exactly how many seconds their first bang sesh will last.