You can pry my dry shampoo from my cold dead lazy shower hating hands.

oh yes Mr Pooslie is a GEM! i feel bad for him sometimes because my crazy intensified as i aged so this was not really what he signed up for but he was the best at letting me have my toddler meltdown and then say, you ok now? (he knew that the wort part of my meltdown was my embarrassment from not being in control of…

I hate everything about that picture.

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? The physical act of love? Coitus?

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

If anything, this has come the closest to proving to me that it’s real and they’re ~that couple.

Hiddles may need to get on the Batphone to Affleck to find out how this ends....

I feel sooo embarassed for Hiddles. Is he 15 again or was he always entirely immature and we didn’t realize it? If it is a fake, I cannot see what’s in it for him, as he wanted to be a “serious” actor, not a teenage sensation.

C’mon, something has to be going on there. Ryan Reynolds looks like he wants to kill himself in this pic. He totally just told Blake through his teeth that he’d better get a fucking blow job out of being there for this bullshit.

Actually, the one cool outcome of all this would be if Taylor was doing a performance art piece about heteronormativity and ended it by marrying Karlie.

:)

Mutual bearding.

Honestly I don’t see this one ending well for either of them unless they dial it back to look like an actual “A-list” relationship (lots of subject changes and sneaking out of hotels and houses) because if they break up and she goes out to write Mega Breakup Hit #8 about it, everyone is going to be fully aware of how…

Translation “Chrissy Teigan gave birth and then existed in public while wearing clothing”

I am on the fence about this.

As a preggo, UGH. The only things I can eat mashed potatoes and buttered pasta. My post baby body will be a round, squishy mass and I'll smile and wave at all my fans.

Shouldn’t we be a little more concerned that Chrissy Teigen apparently gave birth to a post?

If they really stick to this, they will be visiting zero colleges because that is the sum total of the colleges and universities that have adequately handled sexual assault on campus.

So ... they’re not going to be visiting a lot of colleges, huh?

Virginia to Vita: