“she had blood coming out of her youknowwhere when she said that. it’s in their nature to lie when they’re bleeding. can’t be rational, can’t tell the truth.”

Even, even, even more if it does turn out to be a hoax. ‘Those uppity womenfolks always lying about being raped’ is pretty much a battlecry for a lot of them

Nail meet Head.

If the store offered lip injections I would in all likelihood publicly denounce it as stupid, then be first in line like:

“Exploitation is bad. Let’s put more blood on the naked teenager so the audience understands we think exploitation is bad.”

“Narcissism is awful, and young people are the worst, but isn’t this 16-year-old girl super hot?”

:)

So why did they need the parrot?

So you mean she does what every other male musician does?

Hey, Tay Tay. Welcome to the Tribe. See you at Rosh Ha Shona services?

I want to give that Shakira lady some kind of award for that.

Did she put highlighter on him?

Fuck Nigel Farage. He is a disgusting shitpile of a human being.

“I must write the worst comment I can summon in order to truly express how angry I am that this article only has one car.”

I’m simply shocked Jalopnik readers are not fans of Margaret Cho.

‘Nuisance’ alligator sounds so folksy, like the alligator borrowed your lawn mower and didn’t return it, not like the kind that would kill your two year old.

Details! Anecdotes! Demand I!

As someone who has had personal interactions with this humanoid and knows people who have suffered through working with her as well, that title is super accurate.

I saw it today. It felt like a lot of the plot points and plot beats were copied straight off the first movie. They seemed to think the strength of the characters would overshadow the plot being almost a carbon copy of Finding Nemo.

I thought it was charming, but not as good as Finding Nemo. I think that’s because the stakes weren’t as high in Finding Dory... In Nemo, Marlin’s absolute and almost life-or-death panic in finding his son pales in comparison to a fish who has been doing “fine” on her own saying, “I miss my parents.”

That said, and…