THANK GOD THANK GOD

Ok but like fuck the acceptance that dads inherently can’t handle poop (and other aspects of childcare).

I can only hope this results in more pressure on men to be the ones to take the paternity leave! A la the same old “Well my husband makes more, so we decided I’d be the one to stop working” line of reasoning.

Damnit, you beat me to it.

Chances Kanye was the buyer?

Seconded. I recently had to step away from a four year relationship with someone who finally told me he wasn’t in the right mental place to be everything I needed him to be. All of her words are wise and hard-won. It’s a very tough lesson to learn.

More for me k bye

I happen to know someone that was there at the restaurant and he said she took her cheesecake in a to-go box. I hope it was delicious!

We took pictures with him, and after the picture he kind of just left his arm around her shoulder and was talking to her real close. Pretty adorable.

I’m going to use this post to shamelessly gush about the fact that I met the whole cast last spring at a premiere event and they are amazing. Also Tobias Menzies drunkenly hit on my friend. Also I took a picture with Caitriona and looked like a damn TROLL next to her. Girl is SO tall and gorgeous. Also trying to get…

UHH yes you do.

Oh god oh god I’m about to do this too but I shouldn’t

Mmmmmmmhm.

Oh..oh my god. That was one of the best and most brilliant pieces of snark I’ve ever read.

“WANNA FOOOOOOOOK?”

I NEED TO KICK SOMETHING.

I just read this headline and had to put my head down on my desk and deep breathe for a while.

DING DING DING

Her schtick IS her hotness. Long legs, bikini on the runway. Also zero sense of humor. I’m already yawning thinking of her in future performances.

Going to be front and center ugly crying in both of these movies. Can’t wait.