techtornado
EV-Expert
techtornado

The first night, I’ll be learning what the Democratic side version of “say most outrageous thing to get attention” is.

Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

What is the airspeed of an unladen Model S? 

“Please don’t drive the car in Michigan.”

I plan to incorporate Everything Works Like It Smells into my regular lexicon.

Tip 1: never attack Moscow in the winter.

I’m still waiting for the special paint option that changes colors in the fall.

One of the reasons I love my Ubiquiti USG router.  It will do a speed test every 20 minutes and I can view when there have been issues.

Stupid knows no religion or socio economic divide.

I think this is an awesome untapped market.

Not to be glib, but I’m surprised the number one preventative treatment isn’t “Avoid radioactive materials.”

I’ve spent quite a few years trying to maintain a balance between ‘oh man, that’s delicious.’ and ‘Holy shit, my face is melting.’

Dihydrogen monoxide does not need to be mixed/contaminated to be VERY deadly, and our politicians are doing NOTHING.

Old rice is key. Cook it, let it cool, put it in fridge, use it the next day.

The front fell off.

There is never any need to get worked up or to trouble your soul about things you can’t control. These things are not asking to be judged by you. Leave them alone.

you don’t actually owe a response to anyone online

I prefer engine-acceleration when going downhill.

You may save a marginal percentage more fuel by coasting, but why would you? You have less control, and in most states, it’s illegal to coast in neutral.

Fixed that for you.