The first night, I’ll be learning what the Democratic side version of “say most outrageous thing to get attention” is.

I thought the IMF were the good guys.

Still waiting for those sweet antimatter containment capsules.

I think this is a stupid idea. I mean yes if I was in the UK maybe I would like to see more UK based/produced content, same thing if I was in France. But at the same time, that very much overcomplicates the whole situation. There is already a ton of foreign, to me in the US, content. Lots of Indian based shows, lots…

...advertising is not what gets me to buy something. I block all ads because they cannot be trusted to be malware free.

Shit! That’s crazy. It’s almost like people will be more open to an idea if there’s some sort of transparency and ethical standard applied!

Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

What is the airspeed of an unladen Model S? 

“Please don’t drive the car in Michigan.”

I plan to incorporate Everything Works Like It Smells into my regular lexicon.

Typical IT conversation...

Instead of warming up the atmosphere, directly warm up the ocean!

See, just when you think that YouTube is irredeemable and gun enthusiasts are deplorable you get a lovely experience like that video. All the stars in the world for you and him! 

ooo lok at that you learn new things every day

Tip 1: never attack Moscow in the winter.

“Opportunity’s Bitch”

I’m still waiting for the special paint option that changes colors in the fall.

Sprint? What, do you work for ATT, Verizon or Tmobile?

One of the reasons I love my Ubiquiti USG router.  It will do a speed test every 20 minutes and I can view when there have been issues.