Texas.

TOO SOON

ETA: It wasn’t until after making this in Paint and posting that I was able to finally get to the generator. Even then, it still seems to have gotten the hug of death.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

Scorpion Sting sounds like something I’d have to look up on Urban Dictionary.

Seatbelt person here! Those tugs you are feeling actually a motorized seatbelt retractor. It’s unfortunate to hear it scared you. The point is actually to minimize the amount of tension you feel normally by using the motor to take up slack. It has other major benefits as well though, unfortunately, you won’t see them d…

Every article I read about the NFL makes me want to turn the games off and find a way to help former players who are now suffering and this certainly adds to that feeling. That said, it’s awfully jarring to go from “The NFL doesn’t want you to realize how it’s fucking over it’s players, whom they look at as disposable…

Here’s a quicker, cheaper, and more amusing way to achieve a great exhaust note with any vehicle:

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

This isn’t what the reporters meant when they asked him if Big Ben’s winning ways rubbed off on him.

Steelers fans like him again now

On a totally unrelated note, I get searing pain in my jaw anytime I drink cold liquid. So weird!

It’s not irrelevant from an academic standpoint. Famously good sports teams, particularly basketball and football, which as we’ve seen are predominantly black, even at schools where black students make up 2.4% of the population, are a draw for students of all kinds. And drawing more students means more tuition and…

I have probably paid $15 for that at a baseball game.