I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Hey guys. The CX-3. That is a thing that exists.

Drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy. This is the kind of scoop I come to Deadspin for.

This is the most Irish thing ever.

I’d think Goonies had some influence as well. 

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

I appreciate you advocating for more roundabouts, and I agree. 

Glad to know that russia is working on the sequel to “Chernobyl”, that was a really good show.

I’m told it’s the equivalent of a chest x-ray.

Not great, but not terrible. 

Well, he died and I own 3 season of Punky Brewster on VHS.  The best revenge is living well, I suppose. 

Im glad Fangio's kidney stones made headlines since that's the best passing the Broncos will see all year. 

The cat is both on and offsides until the video replay is confirmed.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

Let’s be honest, they’ve been perfecting the response for years: “THOSE people are allowed to say it in their rap songs and talking about each other, but the Leader of the Free World can’t use it? You’re the real racist because you hate white people so much that you want to police their freedom of speech.”

I LOVE IT. Reminds me of the Toyota from BTTF

A gay, black, woman, just isn’t enough for you lefties, is it?

I’m an old person so I’d have to Google most of those terms but what I think you’re saying is “Man murdered teenager. Man took graphic pictures of dead teenager and posted to social media as trophy. Man’s followers and public media began victim shaming dead teenager”.