My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

(San Andreas 2, again with Peyton helming) which suggests he’s loyal to a fault

I’m still not convinced Toronto has an NBA team.

Dear Penthouse,

False: Ben Askren no longer thinks.

Ben Askren. Obviously.

They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid

The floodgates opened up after that.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

For these guys I think the game just moves slower for them. They can have these super human reactions and ridiculous athleticism, and what looks to us like light speed is for them no big deal.

This wasn’t no robbery.

I vote CP.

“The thing is, these automakers are welcome to use the same fuel economy and emissions standards across the country.”

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

Removed for trying to own minority.

Start the day with another Kinja eff-up! An invisible poll! But I clicked a button and it turned out to be the right one. Mostly clean, mostly likeable Bronco that I could DD and not worry (too much) about what happened to it.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

A good list, but I would add “The Raft” from Creepshow 2. I don’t remember any other part of that movie, but I was freaked out the first time I saw it. I know it may not be as iconic as some of the other items on this list, but gosh, the images of the black goo slowly killing off those swimmers still stick with me…