Despite the claims of his attire, he really doesn’t seem to be in the mood to take BS.

I mean, I get what he was trying to say, but this is why you don’t let a toddler drive the car. You’re going to crash and burn, because that little shit can’t fucking drive.

Not quite related but, there is a city named Surabaya in West Java, Indonesia (city located on east of bali) and it have a Statue depict the city name sake and official logo.

The Hellcat didn’t even have to be that low on fuel at the start.

Meanwhile, at the Dodge Marketing Department...

This will more than likely be the last time Mitsubishi extends an invitation to Jalopnik for a hands on review.

This is truly a dark night in Hollywood.

not to Puerto Rico though.

Don’t feel too bad. I had no idea the Flyers logo was a flying “P” until I was like 16 years old and had followed the team for years. I just thought the design was some sort of random thing.

I certainly found it cervixable.

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

trouble began when Barnes had an argument with another patron at the U.K. pub

I’m glad I live in the USA, where I don’t have to worry about excessively violent police officers, voter suppression, or dimwitted nationalists making cheap political points by attacking popular sports.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

That shark has determination, but lacks a backbone.

Questioned about the incident, Maccarty says he felt no remoras.

I can only assume you left out “Awww, that’s just a hickey!” from the highlights to avoid spoilers.

Nah. Kim Jong Un is ruthless, cruel, heinous, belligerent and a disgusting walking human rights violation. But he’s not irrational. Nor is he a complete pushover. For better or worse (1) his actions tend to be rational responses to things and (2) he really has not backed down.