Please, anyone who reads this: do not put knives in the dishwasher, unless they are basic silverware butter knives.

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

“Hans ... bubby ... I’m your white knight!”

Hans ... bubby ... I’m your white knight ... 

He's actually standing in this picture. 

It’s an Alfa. There will be plenty of somethings to fix, you don’t have to stage things to break.

By the time Zion Williamson has been born, Vince Carter was a 2nd year vet, only 3 1/2 months away from dunking over Frederic Weis.

Although it was under the worst circumstances we ever could have imagined,

Can we see if that truck is available for the inevitable Patriots championship parade in February?

I love that the first picture is 1/2 sky.

I’ll try not to suck any dicks on my way to the parking lot.

Choi is fat and awesome and that’s enough for me to root for the Rays in this series.

“staff might get bigger”

14th time is the charm, they say

I find myself thinking that President Trump is not merely one of the worst people his generation produced, but the embodiment of the collective id of that generation. Thin-skinned, venal, looking for someone else to blame and so very, very scared of changes.

Next we will get trump’s take on this with the headline:

Kyle Average

On the subject of Chris “America’s Ass” Evans- go see Snowpiercer. Now. Do it. IMO maybe 2nd best film of the decade (Mad Max: Fury Road being the OBVIOUS #1)