To celebrate the Grizzlies announced they are moving to Columbus, Ohio.

Like with the Florida massage parlors, we know this kind of stuff goes on - all the time - it’s just so crazy to see it brought out of the shadows like this.

Do the players have to still be playing but at another team, or can they be retired? At a Miami Dolphins game 98% of the jersey wearers wear Dan Marino and the other 2% wear either Clayton or Duper who both played WR with Dan Marino. I’m not sure they have ever printed another players name on a Dolphins replica jersey…

RE: Top Secret

It’s worth noting that there’s no way he typed that in, and rather it was dictated and somebody else typed. The spelling is perfect and the punctuation use is actually pretty good. I would bet my life that POTUS cannot spell Albert Einstein and originally called him Frank Enstein. 

<old man rant>Remember kids, it makes absolutely no difference what college you go to. What matters is how hard you work after graduation. </old man rant>

I know there is fetish for these Hondas (pardon the pun) but for much less money you could get a 2009 Pontiac Solstice GXP and it’s 260 bhp.

Gruden loves his veteran underachievers. In 2002 he assembled an offense in Tampa Bay composed entirely of veterans who nobody else wanted in their locker room.

If you haven’t seen Van Wilder - let’s just say they could have titled it Wade Wilson: The College Years. You could re-cut Van Wilder with everyone calling him “Wade” and as a Deadpool prequel it would still have better continuity than Bryan Singer’s films.

Also, the USWNT is literally the BEST woman’s soccer in the world. The USMNT is arguably the worst men’s soccer in the world. Then there is that little fact that Alex Morgan is pound-for-pound the best player in the world.

CBD does have some small but positive effects BUT it has to be taken in massive dosages over a very long time. Studies routinely show *as currently formulated* and in dosages *currently being sold* will have no effect on a human whatsoever. To quote the crazy mob on that Simpsons episode “Where can we get these PLACEBO…

Come on, they’ve only had 55 years to work this out. Give ‘em a break!

What makes ‘merica great is that we all have the right to choose what chicken we want to eat, and that Dean has the right to not let the door hit her on the ass on the way out.

I don’t know what a Kangaroo Court is but it sure sounds anti-Australian to me!

At 3pm they will be gathering at the northern rotunda windows to shake their fists and yell at clouds.

Reminds me of that scene in Willy Wonka where the teacher asks Charlie how many Wonka bars he’s opened.

The 2019 Republican Party...

No Dolby Vision, no deal.

No Dolby Vision, no deal.

Name another job on Earth where the job interview would contain that testicle question and not solicit a direct punch in the face to the interviewer?

I mean I know, Jezebel shouldn’t care. He’s a former NBA player. This is clearly in Deadspin’s wheelhouse!