The best episodes were the ones where they parodied movies. The Indiana Jones parody was called “Minnesota Cuke and the Search for Samsons Hairbrush” starring Larry the Cucumber of course. There were also “Silly Song” parodies, The BellyButton Song being the very best of them. This is one of the greatest songs ever…
Every time I read it I find another thing to laugh at. Starting with the heading “Warning”. Consider yourself warned. It looks like it’s going to be Burger King for lunch today.
I read that the rule of thumb should be: Don’t put anything down there that you wouldn’t eat yourself. Anything tougher than that will be a problem.
Was the unidentifiable bill wearing a grey hoodie with the sleeves cut off?
He was watching COPS.
This deserves more stars. Let’s go folks!
Thanks Obama!
When you see a car that doesn’t have it, it looks positively strange, like on this 97 Mustang:
He’s not fooling anybody. I’ve seen guys get traded and then start at first base for their new team that same afternoon.
He promised tickets, but ended up being an Indian giver.
As American as apple pie.
Your number 1 theory should be “The Weather”. Hear me out. The summers in Florida are miserably hot, and it rains every day from June to October. Floridians DO NOT want to go outdoors in the Summer. Everyone knows this and that’s why they built the domed stadium. Unfortunately it sucked for baseball which begs to be…
I spend lots of time at Wal-Mart. That doesn’t mean I share their values.
I haven’t finished Season 2 yet. This better not be a spoiler!
Since we were children the common philosophy is to pick a favorite team and root for it. But the odds are against you on any given Sunday. Last night I had an epiphany. Why root FOR one team? Why not pick a team and religiously root AGAINST them? The odds are that it would be more satisfying. From now on I am no…
Jurassic Park for me too. But it was mostly in the theater. I was in middle school, and there was this local theater that played second-run movies for just a dollar. As-God-as-my-witness they must have ran that movie for an entire year. I saw it there probably ten times.
If he really thinks that ANYONE would vote for a third party in 2020, then he must think we are all morons who learned nothing from the 2016 election.
Wait a minute. Did we just accidentally discover a way to make the Pro Bowl watchable - Offensive players must play on Defense only, and vice versa. Do it!
