What do you mean you didn’t bring shoes?

I can’t wait for the inevitable Funbag question: “Who would win in a fight between Rousey and Mayweather if Mayweather had to wear clown shoes, a Stetson hat, and a sock over his penis?”

While watching 21 Jump Street I was reminded of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop. This time it was Tatum who was surprising everybody with real comedic chops.

I was going to say it looks like the Elantra.

“We’ll go to a break ...”

Jurassic snark?

So apparently MLB still hasn’t shortened the game times enough.

OJ or Grapefruit juice works too.

Software engineers/programmers don’t actually know anything. What separates us from everybody else is that we are patient enough to read the documentation.

Dominick Davis (now Dominick Williams)

In the year 2025 apparently cows are genetically engineered to survive such crashes.

Change the track video’s play speed to “2” using the little “gear” settings button. Then play this while song in the background. Enjoy.

“At this point, what is the Mount Rushmore of ESPN douchebaggery? I’m going Cowherd, Smith, Bayless for the first three. Who’s fourth?”

Kudos to Tara Jacoby. That illustration made me laugh out loud.

Flip flops are more or less the standard in Florida regardless of your age/gender. The same could be said for shorts. I know most grown men don't/won't wear either but if you're in Florida, particularly in the summer, normal fashion rules don't apply.

My daughters, aged 6, 9 and 10 love the game, so they could definitely make it tween-appropriate. I imagine they would be aiming for a soft PG-13.

However, Ray Lewis taught us that there is a “good time” to stab someone to death, preferably after leading the league in tackles, and being named to Pro Bowl and All-Pro teams.

Between this and David Lee Roth's "performance" on Jimmy Kimmel, it's been a really bad week for washed up 80's rock stars.

"Lime Rock Green"