The GM who orchestrated that terrible trade for Revis (Mark Dominik) was subsequently fired by the Buccaneers and his reputation was so tarnished that no other team in the league would touch him. He's now working for ESPN.

After the opening "You talk about a..." line, it triggered me to start reading it in Gruden's voice.

The new Pilot also looks great in white.

"Other teams probably shouldn't be too worried about the Browns getting a leg up, though."

So what you're saying is that he's the Maurice Jones-Drew of dogs.

Nobody seems to be mentioning that those 11 balls had the Patriots logo on them, they were in the possession of the Patriots staff, and the Patriots organization was responsible for them. For Kraft to come out and say they had nothing to do with it is ludicrous. The Patriots organization was tasked with keeping those…

I've tried putting together a good instrumental metal station on Pandora (starting with Pelican), but had little luck. Eventually they always slip in tracks with vocals. I'll give this a try.

I might be all by myself here, but I really liked the GTO.

Remember, kids, this is why coach is always telling you to get into the weight room.

Do those two ladies in the video come with the house? (no pun intended)

I "inherited" an Oreck XL when my grandmother passed away. This thing is pretty amazing. There is a reason why vacuum cleaner technology didn't change for 50 years - it's because it just works really well. Those windtunnel vacuums look cool but don't have the suction that the old Orecks do. They're built like tanks…

I "inherited" an Oreck XL when my grandmother passed away. This thing is pretty amazing. There is a reason why…

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According to TMZ sources, a representative for Newton attempted to solicit a payment from God of $500,000 in return for his commitment to Heaven, but reportedly God balked at the number and so Newton remains on Earth.

RE: Players and coaches eating/drinking during games.

An HDTV antenna. A decent antenna and amplifier can be had for less than the cost of one month's cable bill.

1978 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am

Just recently a 24-year-old woman used her car's panic alarm to scare away an attacker at an ATM. This is the gist of the story.