Do realtors in the US also often double as rental property managers? In Australia there’s a lot of crossover and the idea of a violent sex offender having access to all those keys isn’t great. I’m all for rehabilitation and second chances, but, you know, within reason.

Also “the kitchen needs updating”

Yeah I assumed as much

I’ve given up altogether, the only slim chance I’ll ever have at home ownership is inheritance.

And the people are always like, “It’s a bit small...” when it’s like a six bed three bath on a quarter acre.

I didn’t know it was fake in this specific way but it suddenly makes so much sense that people seldom choose the best house. I thought everyone on the show just had severely misguided priorities.

I live in Melbourne, Australia where the median house price is $740,000 so I’m constantly screaming “HOW IS THAT MANSION ONLY $200k!!! Australia is bullshit!!” at the tv.

Given everything Trump supporters have decided is ok it’s hard to imagine there is anything that could put them off at this point. Depressing.

As a single person with married friends I hate the idea that they share all their passwords, because of all the access it gives them to my communications with them. When I share private stuff with my friend it doesn’t necessarily mean I’m willing to also share that with their spouse. I know couples talk but I trust my…

If anything her movies are more successful than his

I honestly kind of love her

It frustrates me because I can come up with a million reasons why caring for animals is also beneficial for humans – pets improve your health and take some pressure off the healthcare system, wild animals generate tourism dollars for developing economies, factory farming usually exploits the human workers as well as…

Whippets! Well, a whippet and a whippet x ??? (Maybe wolfhound).

That’s a pretty good method. I sometimes say buddy or bestie both ways too.

I’ve noticed that there is a vocal minority of Jezzies that love to shit on animal lovers and think that if you care about animal welfare issues you must be completely indifferent to human suffering. As if they spend every moment of their lives thinking about racism and economic disparity and have never had any other…

My blue boy is a smooth criminal, he’d take off with the cheese before you even registered him moving.

Also because we completely lack an adequate word to describe the role of pet carer. Owner and master are both gross and feel cold. They also don’t really convey the sense of responsibility you should have to your pet. It might not be as difficult as actual parenting but you are 100% responsible for your pet’s needs…

Also I remember an interview with her from before she hit it really huge in the US and adopted the costume, she was struggling a lot with anxiety about being in the public eye and was planning on just becoming a songwriter for hire and not performing anymore. From what I remember David Guetta later released her…

I’m not sure the piece you linked is the smoking gun you think it is. He discusses his taste for the Geithner article but defends Gawker’s legal right to publish and makes the fairly obvious observation that when you publish journalism that unsettles the status quo you’re occasionally going to fuck up and publish the…