I’m sure you love horseplay then. 

“I’m not 100 percent sold on having my phone as the car’s primary key, so that’s going to take some getting used to.”

You may quite possibly be my spirit animal. 

Christ...

Jesus take the spotter stand.

I have a 1993 b2200 cab+ with the 2.2L carbureted F2 motor which makes a blistering 85 HP. This truck moves at speeds of a glacier. 

There are riding lawn mowers that make as much power, if not more, as this truck. Merging onto the interstate demands the pedal be on the floor from 3rd-5th @ 65-70 mph, patience and…

Fantastic.

Does the Jezebel staff have a fantasy league and who is currently dominating?

Speaking of vacations, what I would do for an article from Doug about taking the hummer out on a beach excursion and how it saved many a stuck truck from a sandy demise.

“Do not fret, your savior has arrived!”

The CLA comes after she crashed the first 4 Jettas and puts the 328i in the lake behind the summer home because DAD HAD TO GET THE HOUSE WHERE THE DRIVEWAY BACKS UP TO THE WATER AND YOU TRY PARKING AT 1 AM AFTER A 5 MARG SESH AT THE CLUBHOUSE

Doomsday.

If Darth Vader decided to drive a monster truck, here ya go.

Reminds me of the Boogey Van.

That VGT looks like it’s just about fed up with someone’s shit.

Jokes on you, Andrew!

Frank is white.

Edgy.

It appeared as though he seized for a few seconds. Very scary.

Steelers fans are honoring the steel city's main export: jobs to foreign countries.

You're a moron.

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