Even if they were to send free equipment to the department, who would maintain them?

These FDs use a soda-based Rube Goldberg machine to alert them to emergencies. I would imagine the apparatus maintenance division is less than capable at the moment.

Please, continue on how you don't like things that other people like.

Of all the places I would prefer to spend my time, a small pool used by hundreds of Floridians in an NFL stadium is pretty low on the list.

So that's where the remnants of my grandma's decrypt couch ended up.

"Pullin in the candy paint red ride."

"STOPLIGHT."

[passes out]

I took an exceptionally large shit last night and ran out of TP. Then my girlfriend brought me a new roll.