A guy is out jogging at the park and sees an elderly fellow sitting on a bench crying. Feeling some pity for the old man, he stops and asks, “What’s the matter?”

A 99 year old man goes to the doctor saying “Doc, you gotta help me. My 27 year old supermodel wife is pregnant, what am I going to do?”

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

A chocolate star?

I can’t get used to Ram.  I still call them all Dodges.

#COTD

Fairly predictable.

Have you tried by removing the windshield as well?

Brother, you have no doors. There is no questioning it. You need a second car.

After struggling to start the Willys in the cold, I froze my ass off driving it over half an hour in 40-degree weather...

Step 1: Peugeot 508.

Just take the Durango, put a 300 front clip on it and BOOM! Chrysler is saved.

You are a workmanlike husband who provides support calmly and efficiently. Your proactive approach to love is achieving a new paradigm. 4 out of 5 stars.

Darling... Your passionate analytics and seamless integration of sustainability and storytelling help me to downsize my enterprise. The knowledge you bring of offshoring opportunities, data mining collaboration and scalability pushes me to think outside of the box.

Kirk ferentz winning on a walkoff punt miscue? You know someone is treating himself to the medium heat salsa tonight

If Bernie or Warren wins then the consultants lose their million dollar gigs. The establishment Dems and election consultants are best friends and they cannot allow their friends to lose million dollar commissions and ad buys. 

Beto: Fucking immigration man!!!! Like, Trump sucks bro!

Coming from a small town in Kansas, i can tell you that the demographic who is offended by any and all four letter words but drop the N-word with regularity is not insignificant.

two words

A Dakar Rally support vehicle with motorcycle.