Indeed, it is not hard at all to find websites where simple-minded white, male schlubs write thousands of words about how Asian and other non-Western women are "more family-oriented," "more respectful of men," "raised right," "work harder to please men," etc. There are men who write books on this subject and give…

Yeah, I know it. I gave up online dating and pulled all my profiles when I turned 40. By the time I quit, I had a profile that was a copied excerpt of dialogue from some movie script I found on the Internet. Because I figured out nobody who was PMing me was reading it, so why bother?

I'm fishbelly white to the point of near-transparency. I have dark hair, a slightly flat back-of-the-head, and must look Slavic/Balkan/SE European.

OK, that is disgusting. I hope karma has come back to "accidentally touch" him...with the business end of a speeding bus.

I so agree. My co-workers are about 1/3 Asian immigrants. It's quite common for them to pick Western first names so they won't have their names mangled/misspelled by indifferent Westerners.

I know, right? What teaching professional with any taste or sense thinks, "hey, it would be really funny to link my student to a talentless pop product who waxes poetic about drunken clubbing"?

I put the "sallow" together with the black hair and the tiresome white boy slobbering over J-Pop, and came up with "oh, look, his six-foot tastefully-unmanic pixie dream girl is Asian. How owiginal."

Totes. I feel completely outside of these East-Coast newsmag pieces, perpetually clutching their pearls about whether women should lean in, not get married, get married young and start gruntin' out dem bebbehs before OH NOES TEH DREADED DECLINING FERTILITAY destroys your entire life, go back to school, get off the…

"I am a male in my mid 20s and I've never wanted a woman in my life that was anything less than my equal (in fact, I like the ones that are better than me)."

Actually, I approve of your definition, which is why I define myself as a fat person. People who have fat minds and fat personalities are AWESOME, regardless of their body size.

I've had that on dates before; I'm not even sure if they're PUAs deliberately negging, or if they're just rectocranially rude. The One-Uppers. You did something? Well they've done it better. You like a restaurant? Oh, that restaurant's not authentic enough, you need to go to blah instead. You saw Movie X? Well…

Lowe's before hoes!

I know, right? I feel so guilty about not doing my part to spend for Der Corporations of Der Motherland, Imma go right out and marry what's left out there: grizzled schlubs who want to empty your fridge and lie on your couch all day playing video games, or ultrafastidious Felix Unger types who are waiting for their…

Agreed. The idea that we should be subsidizing the production of more humans—when there are already way the fuck too many humans destroying every other living creature on Earth—is absurd and destructive. No, not getting behind this. No.

Freedom of Speech! STILL doesn't mean "freedom from consequences."

That's what I was thinking. He'd probably sidle up to thin, white women who did not appear to have a male escort of some sort, and start pinging her with his way-the-hell-too-much-p0rn-fueled barrage of tasteless, icky questions. Meanwhile, important photo ops such as the cake cutting, first dance, etc. would pass…

I was just going to post the same anecdote. I worked at a retail gift shop back in the early 90s where the racist, clueless old c*** of an owner directed me to follow black customers around the store, pretending to be "tidying up" shelves. I refused and told her if she was worried about security, perhaps she should…

I always liked Prayer Can Cure Your Female Problems from their live album.

That's the thrill of the game though...winning the Moral Obstacle Course. The more you block out; the more moral you appear. It's a parlor game played by entire churches and towns full of people.

'Tis Cillian Murphy, but I don't know where it's from.