Sin Mints are teh awesome if you put them in the freezer first before indulging. It chills out the brimstone and hellfire.

Yeah! Because the measure of a woman's success is TOTALLY about her capacity to bag herself a mayyun and grunt out bebbehs.

I completely lose respect for a man when he dresses like a 13-year-old boy (cargo shorts, T-shirts, Keens or sneakers) yet won't have anything to do with a woman unless she's spent 1.5 hours on her hair and makeup, and is dressed in cocktail attire and heels.

I love this story with the passion of 1,000 suns. Your honesty in the face of his rude assholery...oh, girl. Bonus sweet justice, you finding a quality man. Sounds like a lot of girls are telling Asshole "no," since he's still trolling you.

Totally. Team Old Lady, all the way. I fucking hate attention whores. Does anyone propose/marry/bear and raise children anymore without insisting that the world screech to a halt on its axis, and yield to watching their mundane, narcissistic tableaux?

I guess he had to make it look like a surprise, so he just had to dress like he normally dresses: like a 13-year-old boy. I'm sure the fact that there was a professional photographer on hand preserved the surprise, too.

I live in a big city. On a coast. And we have hella food choices, and orthorexics, and people who will sell you a single "heirloom tomato" at a neighborhood farmer's market for $4, and people who just have not just a stick, but a whole telephone pole wedged up their ass about what their neighbors are eating.

Do dates #1 and #2 count to you as a "monogamous committed relationship"? Oh, I see, just for the woman, not for the man, huh? So she should treat every first date with a man as a "monogamous committed relationship"...and not sleep with him. Because of course, there's no sleeping together in a "monogamous committed…

So your point is...a woman cannot choose to have sex with multiple partners because then she's no longer desireable (to double-standard-bearing douchebarges)?

Jeezuuussss. Did this get crossposted to Stormfront or something? It's like an AngryWhiteBoyNado up in here.

My God, I could have posted that myself.

I thought this quote from the Bitch Magazine article above illuminated the double standard preeeeettty well:

My NOT-so-preciousssssssss. Seriously, that is one ugly-assed finger-boulder.

No kidding. My preciousssssssss...

No, *GAARRRrrrgh* you cannot have any of my essence! It is too precious to share! (I alone must drink it.)

This guy screams "I'm shopping for my mail-order bride because no woman I meet in person will have anything to do with me" at 100 decibels.

My favorite irony? The school doesn't want hairstyles to "interfere" with children's educations. So naturally, they fucking SEND HER HOME FROM SCHOOL, which is kinda guaranteed to interfere with the poor little girl's education.

So, again, because you seem to have some sort of short-term memory loss: you did actually say "a grown man who kept thousands of children's dolls in his house", like he was mentally ill just because you think he was, with your PsychoBabblist Degree from Cracker Jack Box University. I guess I have to keep reminding…

Oh, so you didn't say, "a grown man who kept thousands of children's dolls in his house"? So you didn't imply that any adult who collects toys, dolls, or other amusements of childhood is somehow mentally ill? O-Okay.

There is nothing wrong with collectors, unless they're in some nasty hoarding situation where they're neglecting hygiene, ignoring filth, neglecting pets, etc.